Luca will dazzle and amaze you with his deft storytelling techiniques! You won't even notice that you're being educated about the origins of a truly wonderous, historical location, full of wonder and... well, you'll get the picture.

You didn't get it the first time. So here he is again to try and talk some sense into you, silly mortal.

Do you feel ill at ease? Are you lonely? Are you afraid of open spaces? So your socks frighten you? Are you afraid to pee standing up? Do floor tiles make you edgy? Have you ever killed someone? Are you having paranoid visions of dust bunnies staging a revolt? Then you're not alone. Doc L is here to sympathize.